Conclave Shmonclave

Everytime a Pope dies, it happens. Cardinals are called from the four corners of the round world to form a Conclave. The Conclave members are then locked in the Sistine Chapel and aren't allowed to come out until they have elected one of them to be the next supreme leader of the Roman-Catholic Church. It has been like this for centuries. They call it tradition.

I call it something else. IT'S A FREAKIN' REALITY-SHOW! Get some cameras in there and let us watch the bloody thing!